This is now Dedicated to POON (wich is bates' creed of course) <$BlogRSDUrl$>

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Tuesday, December 02, 2003

Vons 

Kody- Awww man, i don't get to accumulate the points.

Bates-what points?

Kody- you know the ones that let you get free stuff

Bates- ohhhh i see, free poon

Kody- yes that's it

Bates- so i take it you want your free stuff right now. (reads reciept) it says free blow job right here.

Kody- god dammit!!! i want it now!!!!

always a good time at vons, especially when you accumulate poon. dot dot dot.

sadly i know that no one but jay, kody, and myself will ever know the true extent of the hilariousness of these comments.
by the way viewers, this was a greatly dulled down version of the actual conversation, many people might be offended by the actual occurrence.

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