Simple Laughter

Ron Burgandy- if you don't think this song is the greatest song ever, i will fight you. that's no lie.

Afternoon Delight
The Starland Vocal Band

Gonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight
gonna grab some afternoon delight.
My motto's always been; when it's right, it's right.
Why wait until the middle of a cold dark night.
When everything's a little clearer in the light of day.
And you know the night is always gonna be there any way.
Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight.
Thinkin' of you's workin' up my appetite
looking forward to a little afternoon delight.
Rubbin' sticks and stones together makes the sparks ingite
and the thought of rubbin' you is getting so exciting.
Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight.
Started out this morning feeling so polite
I always though a fish could not be caught who wouldn't bite
But you've got some bait a waitin' and I think I might try nibbling
a little afternoon delight.
Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight.
Please be waiting for me baby when I come around.
We could make a lot of lovin' 'for the sun goes down.
Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight.

Friendship is rare,
Do you know what I'm sayin' to you?
Friendship is rare.
My derriere, When you find out much later
That they don't really care.
It's rare to me, can't you see?
It's rare to me, can't you see?
Oh shit there's a bear,
Could you hand me that shotgun buddy,
Also that chair?
We're fighting a bear
Now your life's in grave danger
And you don't even care.
It's rare to me, can't you see?
It's rare to me, can't you see?
It's rare to me,
Say a prayer for me,
'Cause it's rare to be
In Tenacious D.
Friends will be friends
They're running naked in the sand,
Friends holding hands
Will someday surely form a band,
Friends will be friends
They say that friends are friends
To the bitter end.
Long-as-there's-a-record-deal-we'll-always-be-friends!
Long-as-there's-a-record-deal-we'll-always-be-friends!
Friends will be friends
They're running naked in the sand,
Friends holding hands
Will someday surely form a band,
Friends will be friends
They say that friends are friends
To the bitter end.
Long-as-there's-a-record-deal-we'll-always-be-friends!
Long as there's a record deal we'll always be friends, yeah

you fully ran off with that kid's birthday cake!!!

no got bed?- Bill

how do you manage to kill a mosquito with a hot dog?- Tiffany

doesn't matter, i just did.- me

this nonsensical asshattery must stop!!!- take a guess

kids running around naked, fucking in the bushes.- random lyric from Snatch soundtrack

"she just needs a real man with a real cock."
-Kody

i am again going to be posting on this website. only because of the request made my kodenheimer, of course. i do hope that ya'll enjoy the upcoming comical exploits of kody and myself as much as we (kody and myself) do.


i'm sure many of you may have already heard this, but here it goes.

Pizza guy- here's your change.

me-thank you very much and enjoy your show!!!

...*cough*

working at edward's tends to do this to people.

sorry all for the whole not posting thing. i haven't had the internet for a good month now and i don't believe that i will be getting it back any time soon seeing as how the internet company continually screws us over....bastards. anyway i don't really have a whole lot to update i guess. i've been a bit wrapped up in one thing to really attempt to focus on the comic aspect of my life so yet again i am terribly sorry. i would however like to echo kodebeast's shout out to the seagulls that so graciously fill the airspace around our lovely cough shithole cough campus. without them, such glorious times of laughing at the popular chicks who have had their Louis Vaton purses shat upon or their pre-bleached jeans having the white-black mixture that is seagull excrement grace their surface. but in the meantime, i shall head on over to COSTCO for a great big juicy hot dog...of course it will be topped with the secret hobo spices takacs hands out only to his favorite students.

-Batesbeast

Kody- Awww man, i don't get to accumulate the points.

Bates-what points?

Kody- you know the ones that let you get free stuff

Bates- ohhhh i see, free poon

Kody- yes that's it

Bates- so i take it you want your free stuff right now. (reads reciept) it says free blow job right here.

Kody- god dammit!!! i want it now!!!!

always a good time at vons, especially when you accumulate poon. dot dot dot.

sadly i know that no one but jay, kody, and myself will ever know the true extent of the hilariousness of these comments.
by the way viewers, this was a greatly dulled down version of the actual conversation, many people might be offended by the actual occurrence.

" he's just a big floppy cunt "- me


and that's all i have to say about that guy.

-BatesBeast

i changed my posting name, woohoo